how to be a great writer
You’ve got to fuck a great many women
Beautiful women
And write a few decent love poems.
And don’t worry about age
And / or freshly-arrived talents.
Just drink more beer
More and more beer.
And attend the racetrack at least once a
Week
And win
If possible.
Learning to win is hard —
Any slob can be a good loser.
And don’t forget your Brahms
And your Bach and your
Beer.
Don’t overexercise.
sleep until noon.
Remember that there isn’t a piece of ass
In this world worth over $50
(in 1977).
.…
Get a large typewriter
And as the footsteps go up and down
Outside your window
Hit that thing
Hit it hard
Make it a heavyweight fight
Make it the bull when he first charges in
And remember the old dogs
Who fought so well:
Hemingway, Cline, Dostoevsky, Hamsun.
If you think they didn’t go crazy
In tiny rooms
Just like you’re doing now
Without women
Without food
Without hope
Then you’re not ready.
Drink more beer.
There’s time.
And if there’s not
That’s all right
Too.
— Charles Bukowski, Love is a Dog from Hell
