April 2011
43 posts
Pining
bananacasts:
We can be dismissive of the wedding of Prince William and Kate all we want, but there’s something magical about a wedding, a jubilee, or a coronation bringing a nation together to celebrate. The closest America has to an event like this is a Presidential inauguration, and even then, half the country hates the person of the hour, and we don’t even get the day off.
Well said.
A Computer Programmer's Wife Asks Him to Go To The...
tj:
passius:
A wife asks her husband, a computer programmer, “Would you please go to the store for me and buy a carton of milk? And if they have eggs, get six.”
A short time later the husband comes back with 6 cartons of milk. The wife asks him, “Why the hell did you buy 6 cartons of milk?” He replied, “They had eggs.”
Now that’s funny.
Wait a second, computer programmers have a sense...
Dear Coke Talk: On fuck you. →
dearcoketalk:
My girlfriend told me that if I got a lap dance she’d break up with me in the context of a general conversation with friends. I was at the strip club for a bachelor party and a friend bought me a lap dance and I didn’t say no, so it happened. I tried to tell her that it didn’t happen, but I…
Coke Talk is usually the best thing I read every day.
Heartbeats
chrispetescia:
One night of magic rush The start, a simple touch One night to push and scream And then relief Ten days of perfect tunes The colors red and blue We had a promise made We were in love
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Still in love with this song, in every rendition that I’ve heard:
The Knife (original)
Jose Gonzalez (cover)
Ellie Goulding (cover)
Watch: Sony Bravia commercial w/Jose Gonzalez -...
WatchListen to your heart
Leather Smart Cover
Is anyone rocking a leather smart cover for their iPad? I asked the dude at the Apple store and his response was, “like leather.” I have the blue polyurethane one and am happy with it, but I’m thinking of going leather.
Thoughts?
Anyone still play Words With Friends?
Hit me up:
Dascola
“We’re addicted quick fixes, top ten lists, and four-hour work weeks, but the...”
– Rands In Repose (via nikf)
“A few months ago, he attended his grandmother’s funeral. As her body was being...”
– Paul Marcarelli the Verizon “Can you hear me now?” guy’s personal prison. Must suck to be a multi-millionaire for saying 5 words. (via deleteyourself)
Haha. Heavy lies the crown.
“Be a sadist. No matter how sweet and innocent your leading characters, make...”
– Kurt Vonnegut (via deadwriters)
WatchWait for it. Waaait for it…
“Do not allow your children to mix drinks. It is unseemly and they use too much...”
– Fran Lebowitz (via amyyy)
“It takes a certain amount of nerve to act as though one knows what is good or,...”
– The Art Business: Salesman : The New Yorker
